I finally got a person (in India of course), and she told me that not only had they charged that to my card, but also $1.00 to Apple’s iTunes store on February 25th. I didn’t even see that show up in my online activity today on Chase’s web site, so I assume they deactivated the charge when they figured out it was fraud. I assume the Apple charge was to test the card for validity.

I told the lady that a week was unacceptable, because I put everything on that Chase Freedom card. I told her I needed it tomorrow. She obliged without any complaint; she said it will be here tomorrow via UPS and I will have to sign for it. I told her that’s no problem since I work from home.

Kudos to Chase for their aggressive, accurate anti-fraud algorithms and their customer service relating to shipping out a card overnight upon request.

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                     AHRS    EHRS    QHRS    QPTS     GPA
      Current         3.00    3.00    3.00   12.00   4.000
      Cumulative     36.00   36.00   36.00  138.00   3.833

      Requirements completed for Master of Business
      Administration
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These are the features they list on their page:

• Find fragments of SQL text within stored procedures, functions, views and more
• Quickly navigate to objects wherever they happen to be on your servers
• Find all references to an object
• Integrates with SSMS

And their “Why use SQL Search?”:

• Impact Analysis
  You want to rename one of your table columns but aren’t sure what stored procedures reference it. Using SQL Search, you can search for the column name and find all the stored procedures where it is used.
• Work faster
  Finding anything in the SSMS object tree requires a lot of clicking. Using SQL Search, you can press the shortcut combo, start typing the name, and jump right there.
• Make your life easier
  You need to find stored procedures you’ve not yet finished writing. Using SQL Search, you can search for stored procedures containing the text ‘TODO’.
• Increase efficiency, reduce errors
  You are a DBA, and developers keep using ‘SELECT *’ in their views and stored procedures. You want to find all these and replace them with a correct list of columns to improve performance and prevent future bugs. Using SQL Search, you can look for ‘SELECT *’ in the text of stored procedures and views.

If you are a user of SQL Server Management Studio, I highly recommend you check out out. You sure can’t beat the price. Check out the screenshots below as well.

Not only do I not like them emailing my password, I don’t like that they even know my password. They should be using hashes instead. They’re doing it incorrectly.

Here is the full email (user/pass redacted):

Subject: Reminder
TO: <[my.school.email]@LaTech.edu>
Date: Thu, 11 Feb 10 12:35:23 CST
From: <Registrar@LaTech.edu>

REMINDER:

          Your BOSS PIN is: XXXXXX
          Your CWID number is: 100XXXXXX

PROTECT THESE NUMBERS!

I sure wish they’d protect these numbers for me instead of emailing them to me every quarter.

Personal Thoughts

The iPad is basically a really big iPhone, but the iPhone is great. I was already prepared to buy a Nook for $259. The question is now do I pay $140 more to get an iPad that only has WiFi and no 3G data. The iPad is so much more than the Nook, but isn’t e-ink.

I haven’t decided yet. I was underwhelmed by what they’re offering, but impressed by the price at which it starts: $499. I would likely sling WiFi from my jailbroken iPhone to the device, rather than pay another $30 a month for unlimited 3G data and another $130 for the device with 3G built in.

Make recommendations to me in the comments!

Predictions Followup

All photos are courtesy of GDGT’s live coverage.

These were my predictions related to the tablet and the result.

1. Apple will announce a tablet device of some kind.

   Result: They did.

   

2. It’s name will begin with a lower case I. I have to get at least one correct, right? I’ll guess iTablet. I don’t think they’ll do iSlate.

   Result: iPad. Not a good name in my opinion. It opens itself to many jokes.

   

3. The device will not have an e-ink screen.

   Result: Correct.

4. The device will not have an AMOLED screen.

   Result: Correct.

5. It will be a conventional LCD screen with LED backlighting.

   Result: Correct (not sure about backlighting, but with 10 hours battery life, I would be surprised if it is not LED).

6. It will not run full OS X. Only a subset will be allowed, such as Safari, etc. Only apps from an app store will be allowed.

   Result: Correct.

   

7. There will be a tablet app store.

   Result: Correct.

8. There will be backwards compatibility for iPhone apps running in some kind of emulation mode.

   Result: Correct. They can run in a pixel-perfect mode letterboxed or zoomed to full screen. All iPhone apps are compatible.

   

9. There will be a innovative text input method. I can’t speculate as to what it will be, but knowing Apple, it will be good.

   Result: Wrong. Straight up QWERTY, just like the iPhone.

   

10. Its battery life will be expressed in hours, not days or weeks, unlike the Kindle or Nook.

    Result: Correct. 10 hours.

    

11. Verizon will be announced as a 3G data partner for the tablet device.

    Result: Wrong. AT&T only. International carriers to be announced later. All devices are unlocked, and will work with any carrier compatible with micro SIMs (not Verizon or Sprint because they are CDMA [no SIM cards]).

    

12. The tablet will sell like hotcakes at first because Apple made it, but I think this will be a fad device and perhaps regarded as Apple’s second flop (see Newton). I am putting this down “on paper” because I think it will be funny if I’m completely wrong and I can read my own words in a year or so.

    Result: Remains to be seen. I am underwhelmed, but my personal thoughts are at the top.

Here are the results of my other predictions for the event:

1. No new iPhone will be announced.

   Result: Correct.

2. No AT&T exclusivity related announcements will be made (this will be saved until WWDC in June).
   Result: Correct.
3. Incremental changes will be made for the iPhone OS, perhaps allowing some sort of rudimentary multitasking, perhaps in a 3.5 or 4.0 revision of the OS.

   Result: Wrong. No iPhone related announcements.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you are no doubt aware that Apple plans to reveal their “latest creation” tomorrow, January 27th, 2009. It is most likely their long awaited iTablet/iSlate/iWhatever. I’ll be following Engadget’s live blog of the event tomorrow.

It is also my birthday tomorrow, but I don’t care as much about that. I just want to know what Apple’s been doing all this time and what they’re going to announce. I’m pretty sure that makes me nerdy, among other qualifications.

These are my tablet related predictions, which I will update with the results:

1. Apple will announce a tablet device of some kind.
2. It’s name will begin with a lower case I. I have to get at least one correct, right? I’ll guess iTablet. I don’t think they’ll do iSlate.
3. The device will not have an e-ink screen.
4. The device will not have an AMOLED screen.
5. It will be a conventional LCD screen with LED backlighting.
6. It will not run full OS X. Only a subset will be allowed, such as Safari, etc. Only apps from an app store will be allowed.
7. There will be a tablet app store.
8. There will be backwards compatibility for iPhone apps running in some kind of emulation mode.
9. There will be a innovative text input method. I can’t speculate as to what it will be, but knowing Apple, it will be good.
10. Its battery life will be expressed in hours, not days or weeks, unlike the Kindle or Nook.
11. Verizon will be announced as a 3G data partner for the tablet device.
12. The tablet will sell like hotcakes at first because Apple made it, but I think this will be a fad device and perhaps regarded as Apple’s second flop (see Newton). I am putting this down “on paper” because I think it will be funny if I’m completely wrong and I can read my own words in a year or so.

My other predictions for the event are as follows, which I will also update with results:

1. No new iPhone will be announced.
2. No AT&T exclusivity related announcements will be made (this will be saved until WWDC in June).
3. Incremental changes will be made for the iPhone OS, perhaps allowing some sort of rudimentary multitasking, perhaps in a 3.5 or 4.0 revision of the OS.

Additionally, I am aware that I haven’t blogged in 5 months. I’ll be following up on this post with some sort of recap explaining what I’ve been doing.

You have to search to see the listing on the Chris Hayes Team site, so I’ve linked to the data for the house on realtor.com. However, the pictures and captions Robin posted are linkable through their site.

Here are the pictures and descriptions Robin wrote:

Exterior Front: Character Galore! Privacy wall in the front that adds protection from the setting sun in the evenings. Nicely manicured yard and landscaping. This home sits on a very quiet street with unbelievable neighbors.

There are more pictures and descriptions after the jump.

Living Room: Gorgeous Cathedral ceiling in an oversized living room. Gas starting fireplace with picturesque windows to enjoy the serenity of your huge backyard. Freshly painted neutral colors t/out.

Kitchen: Newly remodeled kitchen complete with ceramic tile with unique patterns. Updated fixtures and wood plantation blinds. Dishwasher, stove and refrigerator stay with this home. Small dining area inside the kitchen and separate utility room.

Bathroom 1: Guest bath newly updated with ceramic tile, fixtures and paint. Loads of cabinets for storage and super clean tub and toilet. Make your guests feel right at home!

Bedroom 2: Very large 2nd and 3rd bedrooms with loads of closet space. Super plush carpet, chair rails t/out and trimmed in beautifully! Entire home wired for network access. Computer specialists welcome!

Master Bedroom: Master suite with private bathroom. Very large closet space and high oversized windows looking into your backyard. Updated fixtures and sliding glass in bath.

Back Porch: Covered patio/porch perfect for entertaining. Come swing your cares away and enjoy the peace and quiet that Southern Hills has to offer. Large storage shed in this fully fenced backyard.

Back Yard: Oversized backyard. Plenty of room to run! Mature trees and enjoyable foliage.

Buy my house!

Hooray for arbitrary dates, but at least that one won’t happen like that for a while. For our friends almost everywhere else in the world, you have August 7th to look forward to for your 123456789 day.

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AVG detected no viruses or suspicious behavior at all, so I took that as a bill of good health… my mistake. The file did actually extract a video, which was the previous week’s episode. I thought everything was still fine, but a few seconds later, AVG Resident Shield started popping up saying all kinds of files that start with hjgrui*.dll were infected in my C:\Windows\System32 directory. I went back to the post on Newzbin and sure enough it was then tagged SPAM/VIRUS with all kinds of comments on it; I wish I had checked the community’s reaction first. Apparently Nod32 was detecting the virus for its lucky users. Another user said he fell into the same trap as me and “should have known better,” but that he got rid of it with ComboFix.

I ran ComboFix in safe mode and it popped up the dialog you see here in the post (click to make it larger). The title of this post comes from the sentence in the dialog that reads: “Kindly note down on paper, the name of each file.” Grammatically incorrect sentences that sound like little old ladies wrote them crack me up when juxtaposed with a rootkit detection warning. ComboFix was able to completely remove the infection and AVG Resident Shield no longer shows any traces, but it makes me uncomfortable running a previously compromised machine. I’m going to upgrade to Windows 7 as soon as it’s released and do a clean install.

I’m not sure what the dolts who make and post this kind of crap get out of it, unless it’s some sick version of computer schadenfreude, but my guess is that its to make computers into botnets for attacks/spam, something of which I’d like no part. This just goes to show, even an experienced software developer is capable of accidentally installing a rootkit trojan, so never be complacent and never let down your guard when dealing with untrusted sources. When in question, just don’t run it, even if it promises to be something you want. Do as I say, not as I’ve done.

Chris Leon and I go often for ICEE time, and at different times of the work day, but we’ve always run into this, and we came up with The Law of Circle K Registers:

1. Let n = number of Circle K employees on the clock
2. Let r = number of Circle K registers open
3. n >= 2r + 1

It’s really annoying, and I wish there was a Valero near my work.