Comments on: I’m Not Quite Dead Yet http://chrisbenard.net/2006/05/14/im-not-quite-dead-yet/ Don't tase me, bro! Sat, 03 Jul 2010 15:38:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Josh http://chrisbenard.net/2006/05/14/im-not-quite-dead-yet/comment-page-1/#comment-98 Josh Sun, 14 May 2006 10:04:54 +0000 http://chrisbenard.net/2006/05/14/im-not-quite-dead-yet/#comment-98 It is causation indeed. I am Josh Hale. As in, The Law of Time Spent With Josh. In 2001 me and Mr. Benard had a class together and hung out all the time. We would skip class, make pointless trips to a closed Wendy's, watch girls mock masturbate in class, gawk at Lara Croft, fuck with people's minds on campus elevators, etc. That semester he failed about every class. Then he decided to ditch me for school. He then passed all of his classes. I could have taken this as a slap in the face, but being the understanding soul I am, I didnt. I still have much love for Mr. Benard. Keep it real. It is causation indeed. I am Josh Hale. As in, The Law of Time Spent With Josh. In 2001 me and Mr. Benard had a class together and hung out all the time. We would skip class, make pointless trips to a closed Wendy’s, watch girls mock masturbate in class, gawk at Lara Croft, fuck with people’s minds on campus elevators, etc. That semester he failed about every class. Then he decided to ditch me for school. He then passed all of his classes. I could have taken this as a slap in the face, but being the understanding soul I am, I didnt. I still have much love for Mr. Benard.

Keep it real.

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